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KEYNOTE / 2026

WEB3

The future of the internet. Again.

Presented by: The Web3 Guy

Building since 2021.

You may be wondering what Web3 actually is.

GOOD.

unavoidable market truth

THE PROBLEM

WEB2.
  • centralized
  • permissioned
  • extractive
  • legacy
  • probably evil
  • doesn't even have a token

THIS CANNOT CONTINUE.

Source: trust me bro

slide says it all

THE SOLUTION

WEB3.

It's like Web2, but Web3.

  • ownership
  • community
  • vibes

expo floor alpha

ANYTHING CAN BE WEB3.

Find a noun. Add Web3. Raise seed round.

WEB3 COFFEE

A permissionless caffeine coordination layer enabling community-owned bean liquidity.

financial model

BUSINESS MODEL

STEP 1TOKEN STEP 2COMMUNITY STEP 3FLYWHEEL STEP 4ANOTHER TOKEN MOON

REVENUE:TBD

VALUATION:$400M

USERS:SOON(TM)

RUNWAY:VIBES

Conference lanyards, laptop stickers, headphones, and other Web3 founder kit

defensible advantages

OUR MOAT

  • 381 LANYARDS
  • 94 CONFERENCE WRISTBANDS
  • PATAGONIA VEST
  • STICKERED MACBOOK
  • HARDWARE WALLET
  • 73 PODCAST APPEARANCES
  • "GM"

NETWORK EFFECTS

We are not currently sure what the network does.

organic distribution

NETWORK EFFECT

ONE FOUNDER TELLS ANOTHER FOUNDER ABOUT WEB3.

THAT FOUNDER TELLS ANOTHER FOUNDER.

EVERYONE IS NOW BUILDING WEB3.

USER ACQUISITION COMPLETE.

Users acquired: founders

growth, basically

TRACTION

CONFERENCES ATTENDED0

LANYARDS COLLECTED0

PIVOTS0

PODCASTS0

TIMES SAID "WE'RE EARLY"

PRODUCTS SHIPPED0

PRODUCT-MARKET FIT.

Metrics are unaudited and emotionally accurate.

timeline update

2021 CALLED.

HE DIDN'T ANSWER.

NFTs crashed.

The metaverse died.

AI happened.

Everyone stopped saying Web3.

HE DIDN'T.

Still building.

YEARS BUILDING: 5 PRODUCTS: 0 CONVICTION: PRE-SEED

final answer

WHAT COMES AFTER WEB3?

WEB3.

The future never left the conference.

If you can't explain it, call it Web3.

bonus slide

Q&A

"What actually is Web3?"

WEB3.

Thank you.

IF YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN IT,
CALL IT WEB3.

$WEB3
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